TWEETY BIRD (you know who you are)

You have a Shotgun problem. You just can't seem to flitter over to the shooting range. I have two solutions to your problem.

1. Be in full combat gear by 1030 every weekday and be ready to respond to the call for action.

2. Schedule combat action with Rubber Ducky.

Rubber Ducky will protect you from the "Bad O Putty Tat" (bring backup if necessary).